About Us
Who is Chip?
He's a mean lean romance machine. His wife Carrie Hafford is the real boss, but he is ok with that. Chip was once known to have half the women of Maine chasing after his affection but only one girl stole his heart.
What does Chip do?
Beyond being a TikTok celebrity Chip spends his time being an example for what a real man is to those who are lost in a woke world. He owns tractors, excavators, dump trucks, and only the good Lord knows what else. He is a fisherman, a hunter, an outdoors man, and #1 an American.
Did Chip really fight a Sasquatch?
We aren't sure. All we know for sure is that Sasquatch sightings in Northern Maine have gone up 23% in 2022 and there is a tall brown figure that is often seen on this road in the burnt lands holding its eye and screaming in agony. Supposedly one day Chip was picking wild raspberries and was attacked by a Sasquatch. He didn't appreciate being surprised so he punched the Bigfoot in the right eye with his left hand while continuing to pick raspberries with his right hand. Some say Chip hitting you is equivalent to 7 times the force of the shark Jaws.
Chip Hafford Services
Service #1
Chip can provide for you inspiration to get your ass up and become something in this world. For $200/hr he can guide you into how to become a real man and stop being a wuss.
Man mentoring
Service #2
Chip can be your hunting and fishing guide in Northern Maine for $3000 a day. From lake monsters to cryptids Chip has seen it all. He once caught a trout fish so large they had to bring in 3 military tanks to pull it out of the water.
Service #3
Love advice. As his wife Carrie would tell you, there is no better lover on the East Coast than Chip Hafford. His very essence gives off a cologne smell that many just call man.
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Questions or Comments
If you can't say nothing nice, don't say anything at all. If you don't love Chip Hafford you are not an exciting person. If you want to tell Chip how awesome he is, he already knows. If you think Chip should be the President of the United States, you are a smart person. If you want a picture with Chip, click the GET A QUOTE button and let us know why you are worthy.
Chip Hafford "The One, The Only"
